Why is it that Sonic Breakfast Burritos are shaped like cocks?
And is that why I love them so much?
Num num num…
Until next time…
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Yeah that’s it, baby. Take it all. here let me hold your hair. Yeaaaah. Oh yeah just nibble it a bit. DONT BITE! OW!
They’re not shaped like cocks. They’re shaped like massive, creamy, uncut power-schlongs. Get it right.
yeah…what he said. Power-schlong sounds good to me. Your making me hungry. Now I have to go to Sonic and get my own power-schlong!
Not just cocks… UNCUT cocks! Nom nom nom! And probably because they are made by a labor force that has a lot of experience with uncut-ness.
I’d hate to be the one whose cock was mistaken for one. OUCH!
Mmmmm at least we can get an idea of how wide your mouth can stretch
mmmm is that a Coke Zero too?
That’s it, bite it! Bite it hard. Take that burrito…
Keep going…
Just wait for that sour cream filling…
I’m just sayin’
I need a cold shower after that burrito….
Creamy, uncut power-schlongs or not, I can’t believe you’re eating crap from Sonic. Ewwwww.
@all:
Wow… I guess I need to post more phallic imagery involving myself?
Yes, considering we’re all depraved pervs. Not that there’s anything WRONG with that…
Less “imagery” and more “reality”
PS: your flickr set of his tat work is great!
I will never be able to eat another Super Sonic Burrito again with out thinking of you.. LOL
I like the way you hold it at the base of the shaft as you nibble and lick on the top.mmmmmmmm
Salty and full of protein. :-9