This is a text message conversation I had with the AlphaForager. Keep in mind, the AlphaForager is a straight buddy of mine from work, so this whole conversation started out odd…
AlphaForager: I need your help with something that a man of your particular taste could help with.
Me: Umm….
AlphaForager: I need a picture or pictures of a guy that potentially looks like what I would if I lost weight and got ripped. If that makes sense?
Me: Clothed?
AlphaForager: both? I can throw some shorts on naked ones. I need motivation material to eat right and work out. Visualize what you want to be kind thing.
Me: Ah… Gothca. Lemme dig through my collection. I would think the guy from “the shield” is close?
AlphaForager: I think I would be a little bigger but you know the male b ody more than I.
Me: LOL… One would think. I’ll see what I can dig up…
AlphaForager: Just email me whatever you find.
Me: Will do!
Now I have to sit down and start perusing the porn for a reason!
This might be close?
[Edit: The AlphaForager was knew this would be posted.]
Until next time…
Oh HIM! He lives in Toronto and works in promotions. Bartends too. Nice guy. I am sure you have nudes? If not, you’ll find them on BMB.
Oh and back on topic…how nice of you to help straight people! You’re precious!
Does your mate look like him Phowarrrrrrrrrr if he does
*slurp*
Well, that certainly is a motivating picture…
Can you please introduce me to Mr. Forager?
I’m sure motivated.
If he turns out that way after all the workouts…..perhaps he’d like to sample the food on the other side of the buffet table? Hmmmm?
HelLO, Rick! (You can also find his porn work at HotOlderMale/Pantheon). And, as DeadRobot says, nice guy.
@DeadRobot and @bstewart23:
I think I need to move to Canada… seems to be an abundance of hot men up there.
@DeadRobot:
Oh, and I’m surrounded by them at work, so I feel it an obligation to do my part to better society
@RG:
I don’t even want to think about that… would be like walking in on one’s sister having sex.