…in front of the porcelain throne.
You perverts. I know what you were hoping you would see. Instead I present you with this:
This was me. Sunday night. After just a couple hours of drinking. With my Buddy.
According to the Husbear I spent a few hours puking me brains out. He was kind enough to bring me that blanket. Oh… and to take pictures of me.
And he made me post this.
I have a strange memory of sneezing a slice of onion out of my nose afterward. Thought I’d share that with you.
Until next time…
See, I “TOLD” you onions were bad for you!!!
I’ve been there many, many times before. And ouch at the onion coming out of your nose.
Was that with that hunky buddy you’ve got pictures of on your Flickr? If so, I would almost say the onion coming out your nose was worth it.
Yeah, I’m evil…
I’ve never barfed hard enough for an onion to come out my nose.
The toilet paper is hanging down the wrong side.
lay off the booze it is bad on the complexion.
I think it is the finger from your right hand that makes this picture perfect.
@arbearguy:
I blame the onions too.
@Daniel and @the replicant:
I thought it was my brain at first. Then I realized it was dinner. Then I was shocked that it was in my nose.
@Alexander:
It was… heh heh. And it always is.
And no, you’re not
@homer:
You’re a behind-the-roll and not an over-the-roll person?
@Urspo:
But I get such a wonderful ab workout from it
@Mike:
The Husbear took 4 pics of me. That finger is magically waving in 3 of them.
I hope the bowl was clean before you started drinking. One “blemish” on the white bowl while I’m face down in it makes me puke harder.
@Deadrobot:
I am assuming it was clean… but I am annoyed that the trash can was that full. But I honestly don’t remember anything other than the “onion incident”.
First, at least it looks like you have a clean bathroom always a plus, secondly at least you made it to the porcelain, and finally, if it makes you feel better, I had a friend who once threw up so hard he had french dressing come out his tear ducts near his eyes…hella gross
Dude… only a few hours and you were like THIS?? Either you are a lightweight, or you were hitting it HARD on a (semi) empty stomach! Ewww.
Oh, and I do love how you managed to flip off husbear whilst puking.
Never had an onion come out my nose. Spaghetti noodle and root beer (not at the same time) but never onion.
1) I’m an over-the-roll person.
2) At least you looked good while barfing.
3) The husbear didn’t offer to hold your hair back? Travesty.
I was wondering about these pictures from your album… lol. Your husbear should have taken the pictures before handing you the blanket.
That’s a trashcan? I thought it was a magazine rack.
@Sammy:
We tend to keep it clean but with two guys in the house… well, you know.
French dressing would be bad. Although I could dip my onion in it I suppose.
@cb:
My Buddy accuses me of being a lightweight. So I must be one.
The finger was an added bonus. He’s managed to take 3 pictures of me whilst presenting the finger. Or else I was just counting to 4 in binary.
@Java:
It was a first for me as well. Although when I was a pup, I ate a whole jar of maraschino cherries at one time, and then proceeded to hurl them as well. I later blew my nose and have most of a cherry come out of it.
I wonder what else is up in there…
@Ron:
I think I need to post on the toilet roll comments. It seems to be a decisive issue.
Thank you. I guess I have my moments.
And nope—he didn’t even come up in the bathroom until he didn’t hear me ralphing anymore.
@YvesPaul:
That’s the last thing I need—(more) nekkid pictures of me on the Internet!
@Mike:
It’s where the old magazines go to die… so I guess technically it is?
It brings back many memories to be honest. There was many nights when I was younger with my head stuck down the thrown like that
Dude, is that an UnderGear catalog in the trash?
And your toilet roll is installed the correct way. Otherwise you’d be a commie.
Well at least you didn’t hurl in a toilet that had a turd floating in it like I once did - don’t ask - it was a bad night.
Oh and the finger - the best!
Gotta love the technicolor yawn!
Wait……..where are all these nekkid pictures of you on the internet? No one told me! I feel so hurt…
@Romach:
I’ve never had many like that… but enough to curb my enthusiasm.
@bstewart23:
Yes, it is. Such an appropriate place for it. I know I should stop the mailings, but one would think if you didn’t buy from them, they wouldn’t send. But it is fun to look at the scary fashion…
I thought red TP would make me a commie?
@RG:
Eww… that was a bad night.
@mark:
Heh heh… they have been searched down and purged from the digital realm