The Husbear “schemed” with his Lesbian and got a new puppy today.

He’s named her Sophie. She’s half black Labrador, half Hound. And only 10 weeks old.

I think she’s really a horse.

This is the advertising image from funktionalley.com for oven mitts. Go look. I’ll wait.

Seriously?

This kind of advertising DEFINITELY makes me want to buy the product!

I wish companies in the U.S. would do this kind of stuff.

From Terry M. I don’t know if it’s true, but I found it humorous in a geeky way.

Obviously taken from a chat session.

[hypnosis] 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
[hypnosis] 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
[hypnosis] 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
[hypnosis] On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
[hypnosis] Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
[hypnosis] (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
[Jck_true] Sweet
[Jck_true] DoS attack!!!
[hypnosis] a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
[hypnosis] 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec

Well, not really. But I felt like it should be.

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Nothing to really say today, and seeing that I haven’t posted a picture of myself in a while, I thought I would at least do that.

Not my style, but it’s the message that matters. And it’s said much better than I could say it.

I “borrowed” this from Erik over at The Electronic Replicant.

Oh… and I like her eyelashes.