Consider this a Public Service Announcement from yours truly.

While I appreciate that you have ink, there are just some things you should NOT do.

This would be one of them:

The first thought that went through my head when I saw this picture was—in my best GIR voice—”Why do you have a pineapple shoved in your ass-crack?”

I’m assuming this one started out as a little tramp stamp, and then kept being added to over time… I’m assuming.

To any readers who do have tramp stamps—please take no offense. This is totally my hang-up. Maybe one day it won’t bother me as much… maybe. I just have this thing about tramp stamps. They do not look good on a guy. (Hell—I don’t even like them on women.)

Your back is the largest piece of open canvas you have for ink, and you go and put a little tribal (or celtic) tramp stamp on it. It’s like putting a teeny, tiny armband on a guy with giant, tree-trunk arms. It doesn’t look right!

And it’s not a target to shoot your man-seed on while doing it doggy style.

Please people! Think before you get ink!

Oh, and the Husbear thought that one looked like a visible wet fart….