This label should be required by law:

For those who can’t read the above label:

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.

CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs and alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence, including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

Dear Lord, please save me from your followers…

Another way to get men to not wash their hands:

At least the soap is… white?

Enough said?

No. I’m not a size queen. Wait… I am?

How do these things happen?

More importantly—why do they never happen to me?

How true is this? (With the exception of the kid in the sauna, that is.)

From http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com

Am I the only one who has watched enough porn to hope that every time I get in a sauna someone is going to get lucky?

Speaking of porn—does looking at porn qualify as a hobby? Does downloading it, sorting it and maintaining a collection mean it is a hobby? Does panicking when your hard drive that contained it crashes mean it was a hobby?